There's a small town on the border between two countries
where a kid once learned about their great love for
video games and other stuff like jerking off. This kid
stayed in the town just because there was nowhere else
to go, never in their life. Do you know about
Spamton sex game? It's a cool game that can entertain
all your petty interests and help with your miserable endeavors.
Once upon a time that kid woke up and found
Spamton Sex Game on their personal computer. Rumor has it
that this game was created by two people who got
AIDs from each other. Or maybe someone else created it,
the kid couldn't know it, since they couldn't find anything
about the game anywhere. After they played the game they
couldn't even remember anything about the original source where the
main characters came from. Did you know that that's exactly
what happens when you play Spamton Sex Game? Memory loss
and tumors and rumors and family loss. After you play
Spamton Sex Game nothing's gonna make sense anymore, probably because
of how senseless the game itself is. Anyways, the story
goes like this. There's a small town on the border
between two countries where a kid once learned about their
great love for video games and other stuff like jerking
off. That kind of explains everything, right? Sometimes the loneliness
is overbearing. I mean overwhelming. And sometimes when you leave
your house you notice that a red cross has suddenly
appeared on your door. Isn't that funny? I mean it
kind of is though. Did you know Spamton Sex Game
was created using the 1989 software called Spamton Sex Software?
Did you know that the soundtrack for Spamton Sex Game
was written by a chiptune artist from USSR? Nobody knows
his name, but he was also born in a small
town on the border between two countries, or maybe in
a small town in the middle of one country, or
maybe somewhere else, again, we don't know exactly. Did you
know that a whole team worked on Spamton Sex Game?
Some say that in the code there's this one line
that can crash your computer and make it explode. It
goes something like this: bifurcate GAME[Bonerland, DW]; . And then
there's another line, the one that makes your computer explode.
The little kid (now grown-up) from a small town on
the border between two countries experienced it first-hand, their computer
exploded and they lost their left eye and their left
hand. There's a picture on the computer, and on the
picture there's two potatoes, one happy and the other one
sad, and the happy one has five pieces of cake
on its plate and the other one only two. I
guess that's why it's sad. Or maybe not, maybe something
else happened. I don't know. Did you know that Spamton
Sex Game was created solely to make fun of people
the developers don't like? Wait, but there are no people
in that game. Huh. Guess you're right. There's a small
town on the border between two countries where a kid
once learned that they can be right. Who were the
creators of Spamton Sex Game again? I think it doesn't
make a real difference though. Brush your teeth and go
to sleep. I'm gonna go to sleep. When that kid
went to sleep they woke up grown-up and the game
was on their computer, and then it exploded, and the
potato was sad. And we all were really really sad,
and we all came to the kid's funeral, but that
wasn't a lot of people, since the town was really
small, and it also was right on the border between
two countries.
Maybe I'm not getting through to you. Let's start over...
